FAILCHAT

y'all niggaz know how it goes. I'll start.

Restricted Doll (10:40:51 PM): i'm hope i become half the man she is ._.

This is from a long time ago.

<Corruptions Debut> Go play wow and eat some more twinkies like the rest of the koreans, Arata.

<ExcessiveNudity> DON'T YOU FUCKING WORRY ABOUT MY TWINKIES

Fatrage.

i don't know how to play this game, but i do have one thing to say:

ARATATATA!

(it evolves into ARATACATE)

lolololol, asians.

I3r0k3n t0y (12:12:23 AM): I got hard off of the motions of the octopus.

Restricted Doll (1:26:33 AM): ...
Restricted Doll (1:26:35 AM): ...
Restricted Doll (1:26:36 AM): ...
Restricted Doll (1:26:37 AM): ...
Restricted Doll (1:26:41 AM): GIVE ME YOUR MAN PORN
Restricted Doll (1:26:42 AM): FUCKING
Restricted Doll (1:26:44 AM): GOD
Restricted Doll (1:26:59 AM): THE FUCKING JESUS SUCKING SHITFACED CANADIANS ARE HIDING HIGH SCHOOL MANPORN FROM ME
Restricted Doll (1:27:01 AM): FUCKING
Restricted Doll (1:27:10 AM): THE US WILL CRUSH YOU YOU FUCKING MAPLE-ASSED PANSIES
Restricted Doll (1:27:13 AM): >/
Restricted Doll (1:27:22 AM): GOD FUCKING A JESUS BUDDHA SHIT SHIVA SHIT SHIT SHIT
Tokei Arcanos (1:27:35 AM): I love you, Reve.
Restricted Doll (1:27:37 AM): ...
Restricted Doll (1:27:39 AM): WHY?!
Tokei Arcanos (1:27:45 AM): you bring massive lulz
Restricted Doll (1:27:47 AM): ...
Restricted Doll (1:27:49 AM): D<
Restricted Doll (1:27:53 AM): FIX MY PROBLEM.
Restricted Doll (1:28:01 AM): MAKE THEM THINK I'M CANADIAN
Restricted Doll (1:28:03 AM): FUCKING
Restricted Doll (1:28:06 AM): KARI
Restricted Doll (1:28:07 AM): AND HER PEOPLE
Restricted Doll (1:28:09 AM): FUCKING
Restricted Doll (1:28:11 AM): FUCKING JESUS
Tokei Arcanos (1:28:26 AM): ........idk what to say. Canada sucks.
Restricted Doll (1:28:32 AM): ....
Restricted Doll (1:28:38 AM): MAKE THEM THINK I'M CANADIAN
Restricted Doll (1:29:24 AM): YAHOO CAME THROUGH
Tokei Arcanos (1:29:26 AM): start eating donuts and playing hockey?
Restricted Doll (1:29:28 AM): THANKYOU INTERNET GODS
Restricted Doll (1:29:36 AM): ...
Restricted Doll (1:29:37 AM): YES
Restricted Doll (1:29:38 AM): YES
Restricted Doll (1:29:39 AM): YES
Restricted Doll (1:29:40 AM): OH GOD
Restricted Doll (1:29:41 AM): YES
Restricted Doll (1:29:44 AM): IT'S ROLLING
Restricted Doll (1:29:45 AM): ...
Restricted Doll (1:29:47 AM): YES
Restricted Doll (1:29:48 AM):
Restricted Doll (1:29:51 AM): ...
Restricted Doll (1:29:56 AM): this resolution is shitty
Tokei Arcanos (1:29:59 AM): you realize I'mma quote all this, right?
Restricted Doll (1:30:01 AM): but i will eat it rega-.
Restricted Doll (1:30:03 AM): ...
Restricted Doll (1:30:05 AM): you will die.
Restricted Doll (1:30:11 AM): You Will Die.
Tokei Arcanos (1:30:22 AM): I'm already dead inside.
Restricted Doll (1:30:22 AM): ...
Restricted Doll (1:30:50 AM): ._.
Restricted Doll (1:30:51 AM): d'aw.
Restricted Doll (1:30:54 AM): poor footballer.
Tokei Arcanos (1:31:02 AM): !
Restricted Doll (1:31:06 AM): poor, poor denial-gay footballer.
Tokei Arcanos (1:31:08 AM): that's a very canadian term.
Restricted Doll (1:31:30 AM): I NO LONGER NEED TO ASSUME THE FORM OF A SYRUPSUCKER.
Restricted Doll (1:31:33 AM): I HAVE THEIR GOLD >/

lolwut

--Anubis: Well, I have this theory that when I kick ass! --Anubis: God gives the world a puppy! --Anubis: BEAT THAT!?! Reno: >.> That would explain the lack of dogs on RPGC.

Tabris.: Didn't think I was going to have to get real with some kids. :/ Tabris.: "Now let me 'level' with you, [BOB]. :d You and your hip cats may think it neato to be '[PEACHES]', but let me tell you, oh it's hard!" Tabris.: *FALCONKICK*

FruitofQliphoth [10:48 PM]: The only person around here thats going to touch my naughty bits is me!
Restricted Doll [10:48 PM]: . . .that's kinda sad =/.

Restricted Doll [8:49 PM]: the nights can be long and lonely for anyone, my friend...
ShadowGher [8:49 PM]: Unless you sleep with a dog.

JKIM8910: long is always better

Zipp: I thought you meant proving that god needed to go through a funnel.

Derorrimirrored: fie dollah suckie suckie

thebradsays (8:38:57 PM): Necro-licious repeticious so delicious

Restricted Doll [8:29 PM]: ...fuck you.
UltraDuckyDudeX [8:30 PM]: fuck you back.
Restricted Doll [8:32 PM]: ...yeah.
UltraDuckyDudeX [8:32 PM]: wait
UltraDuckyDudeX [8:32 PM]: no.
UltraDuckyDudeX [8:32 PM]: god damn you. your gayness makes my insults promises.

Restricted Doll [10:39 PM]: you're on your period tonight, lol.
UltraDuckyDudeX [10:40 PM]: FUCK YOU
Restricted Doll [10:40 PM]: mhm.
Restricted Doll [10:40 PM]: i'll bend over -just- right :3.
UltraDuckyDudeX [10:42 PM]: You're so gay...
UltraDuckyDudeX [10:42 PM]: and theres no insult that will work against you.
UltraDuckyDudeX [10:42 PM]: So frustrating.
Restricted Doll [10:42 PM]: you keep falling into these holes...
Restricted Doll [10:42 PM]: ...my holes.
UltraDuckyDudeX [10:43 PM]: GRAAAGH
Restricted Doll [10:44 PM]: i love it when you growl at me :3.
Restricted Doll [10:44 PM]: :3.
Restricted Doll [10:46 PM]: growl for me again :3.
UltraDuckyDudeX [10:46 PM]: jfklsdjfkl;asdjfkl; NO
Restricted Doll [10:46 PM]: You a tygah! a tygah! RAWR!
Restricted Doll [10:47 PM]: you a man-eater...
UltraDuckyDudeX [10:48 PM]: TORA TORA TORA!
Restricted Doll [10:48 PM]: that's right...let me be your fertility bull...
Restricted Doll [10:48 PM]: i'll gore you -all- night long.
UltraDuckyDudeX [10:50 PM]: You come up to Indianapolis this summer and I'll show you my dick.
Restricted Doll [10:50 PM]: before you bust my face wide open?
UltraDuckyDudeX [10:53 PM]: Depends on what you mean by "bust open your face"
UltraDuckyDudeX [10:53 PM]: <.<
Restricted Doll [10:54 PM]: i mean bludgeoning me with your fists before curb-stomping my fragile ass.
UltraDuckyDudeX [10:54 PM]: <.<

Holland Novak: you're a beast

diRty jaZ [8:39 PM]: It hurrrts!
diRty jaZ [8:39 PM]: Oooo so soree
diRty jaZ [8:39 PM]: Now I'm torn
diRty jaZ [8:39 PM]: NOW I'M TORN

Restricted Doll: Restricted Doll: fuck you. Tokei Arcanos: Please baby.Tokei Arcanos: :3Restricted Doll: bend dat bitch : O.
Restricted Doll: Tokei Arcanos: come on, baby.
Restricted Doll: Tokei Arcanos: -goatse-
Restricted Doll: Restricted Doll: das right beibei, das right, shhh, le' reve show you how a man's s'posed tah feel.

enough for now.

aweezingsmog (6:10:28 AM): i enjoy it
aweezingsmog (6:10:37 AM): but i'm not that hard to please when it comes to meat
aweezingsmog (6:10:43 AM): mo--...
Restricted Doll (6:10:59 AM): why?
Restricted Doll (6:11:01 AM): just
Restricted Doll (6:11:07 AM): why?
aweezingsmog (6:11:19 AM): you got me thinking of exotic food
aweezingsmog (6:11:32 AM): and then i thought of killing and eating a rare bird
aweezingsmog (6:11:43 AM): and after that my mind went black

aceism [12:50 A.M.]: He's the guy on the right
aceism [12:50 A.M.]: Ignore the guy on the left, I think that's his ex
Restricted Doll [12:50 A.M.]: awe.
aceism [12:50 A.M.]: Yeah, he has a very timid, shy personality, but is a hard work. I dunno, very easygoing. You may like him. It depends on what kinda personality type you like
aceism [12:50 A.M.]: worker*
Restricted Doll [12:51 A.M.]: and i'm just the type to hook up for 7 days then continue a relationship over 2000+ miles. :3
Restricted Doll [12:52 A.M.]: lmao just poking fun.
aceism [12:53 A.M.]: Lol. He's a hook up type too though. Under the influence of alcohol, he's a very different person. I think we all are. I don't think he actually wants a relationship though. Jesus, when he flew into LA for a week, he got with three different guys. More game than I'll ever have with women
Restricted Doll [12:53 A.M.]: sarcasm is lost on you <<;

Sayonara Blues: Ace, will you pop and lock against your will?
karikamiya07: damn well better
karikamiya07: it's against your will

[01:33] vaudevillevandal: I have a beauty mark
[01:34] vaudevillevandal: in a aherm private area
[01:34] vaudevillevandal: but I've been told it's cute
[01:34] vaudevillevandal: :]
[01:34] vaudevillevandal: :] :] :]
[01:34] vaudevillevandal: since I can't see it without a mirror
[01:34] vaudevillevandal: do I need to keep going or are you getting the hetero-cooties?
[01:35] vaudevillevandal: >____>
[01:35] vaudevillevandal: vaaaaaaaaaaaaaagiiiiiinaaaaaaaaaaaa
[01:35] Restricted Doll: AH
[01:35] Restricted Doll: GAGHJSFG
[01:35] Restricted Doll: DXLCKJFSGSFJHGD
[01:35] Restricted Doll: AGH
[01:35] Restricted Doll: GAH
[01:35] Restricted Doll: AGH
[01:35] Restricted Doll: I CAN'T
[01:35] Restricted Doll: REPLICATE
[01:35] Restricted Doll: THE SOUND
[01:35] Restricted Doll: I'M MAKING
[01:35] Restricted Doll: ON A KEYBOARD
[01:36] Restricted Doll: BRB YOUTUBING FOR RELEVANCY
[01:36] vaudevillevandal: LMFAO
[01:36] Restricted Doll: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7JOBVqcAsw&feature=related

aceism
oh kari I forgot to tell you
aceism
I got thrown out of a bowling alley last night
karikamiya07
lawl
karikamiya07
why
aceism
i was drunk and threw my shoe into someone else's lane
karikamiya07
...
karikamiya07
nice
aceism
i also ate some girl's birth control pills

VaudevilleVandal (12:14:06 AM): Is this supposed to be gross or sexy? I can't decide
VaudevilleVandal (12:14:06 AM): http://www.theradreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/dita_von_teese_blender_photoshoot_05_1.jpg
Restricted Doll (12:14:17 AM): sext
Restricted Doll (12:14:22 AM): it's trying to be sexy
Restricted Doll (12:14:23 AM): ...
VaudevilleVandal (12:14:29 AM): .. it fails
Restricted Doll (12:14:31 AM): apparently she doesn't know how to close the lid.
VaudevilleVandal (12:14:32 AM): it fails horribly
Restricted Doll (12:14:36 AM): yes it does
Restricted Doll (12:14:38 AM): ..
Restricted Doll (12:14:41 AM): is she
VaudevilleVandal (12:14:43 AM): it looks like she's peeing
Restricted Doll (12:14:44 AM): vomiting on herself?
Restricted Doll (12:14:47 AM): it looks like
Restricted Doll (12:14:49 AM): she's bullemic.
Restricted Doll (12:14:52 AM): ...
VaudevilleVandal (12:14:53 AM): LOL
Restricted Doll (12:15:01 AM): ...
Restricted Doll (12:15:06 AM): she's not sucking her finger
Restricted Doll (12:15:07 AM): she's gagging herself.
VaudevilleVandal (12:15:13 AM): I love dita von teese but...
Restricted Doll (12:15:16 AM): CAUGHT IN THE ACT
VaudevilleVandal (12:15:17 AM): seriously?
Restricted Doll (12:15:20 AM): idk
VaudevilleVandal (12:15:22 AM): LOL
VaudevilleVandal (12:15:33 AM): sitting, no panties, on the toilet
VaudevilleVandal (12:15:34 AM): ...
VaudevilleVandal (12:15:36 AM): umm
Restricted Doll (12:15:42 AM): yeah
Restricted Doll (12:15:44 AM): looks like
Restricted Doll (12:15:47 AM): she's shitting
Restricted Doll (12:15:49 AM): and decided
VaudevilleVandal (12:15:57 AM): I don't think that's sexy :,(
Restricted Doll (12:15:59 AM): "hm... now's a good time to upchuck between my legs"
Restricted Doll (12:16:07 AM): "HERE WE GO"

DOUBLEPOST! WOOT

VaudevilleVandal (4:49:43 AM): -hands screwdriver-
Tipahurate (4:49:48 AM): :-/ I'm sorry
VaudevilleVandal (4:49:51 AM): here. right behind right eye
Tipahurate (4:49:59 AM): ... I'm keeping the eye
VaudevilleVandal (4:50:02 AM): ok.
Tipahurate (4:50:18 AM): I always knew I'd end up screwing you
VaudevilleVandal (4:50:21 AM): in exchange fo-
VaudevilleVandal (4:50:22 AM): ..
Tipahurate (4:50:25 AM): w00t!
Tipahurate (4:50:28 AM): Whose got pun powers now?
VaudevilleVandal (4:50:31 AM): ....
VaudevilleVandal (4:50:35 AM): WHO'S GOT BAN POWERS

I'm on a roll tonight :/

Diva von Teese is a fetish model... this is normal for her.

Daen Caedise: nothing I am freezing.
Daen Caedise: Dad is an ass.
Tipahurate: Oh?
Daen Caedise: He washed dishes while I took a shower.
Tipahurate: LMAO
Daen Caedise: It's not funny!
Tipahurate: Probably shocked you right out of your fantasizing about me
Tipahurate:
Daen Caedise: psh
Daen Caedise: I was pisses I was washing my hair
Tipahurate: Yeah bet it was like an herbal essence commercial
Tipahurate: xD
Daen Caedise: XD
Daen Caedise: With alot of explicitives in both english and spanish.
Daen Caedise: Ironic enough I was washing my hair with the orchid scented herbal essense

14:24 Hina joined the room.
14:25 Hina huggles naruto
14:25 Naruto hugs back
14:25 Sexy sakura: back off naruto is mine
14:25 Naruto: damn g2g
14:25 Naruto left the room. (Logged out)
14:26 Hina: WHAT DO U MEAN HE IS URS
14:26 Hina growls
14:26 Hina: I KNOW Y THAT CHEATER LEFT
» IM GETTING MARRIED TO HIM U BACK THE FUCK OFF
14:26 Sexy sakura: hes dating me
14:27 Hina: ME GETTING MARRIED TO HIM U GO AWAY
14:27 Sexy sakura: fuck u
14:27 Sexy sakura left the room. (Going to Steveys room)
14:27 ashley_marie♥ joined the room.
14:27 ashley_marie♥ left the room. (Going to Midnight's Beach)
14:27 Hina: see she is so scared cuz she knows he is mine

-- His playa' sense was tingling.

Tipahurate: What's up, teh woman?
Tipahurate:
restricteddoll: why are you iming me?
Tipahurate: Don't know. Once in a while I like talking to people I think are lesser beings.
Tipahurate: Raises my self esteem
restricteddoll: ok.
Tipahurate: Ah, that was orgasmic.
Tipahurate: Thanks
Tipahurate: Hope it was good for you too
restricteddoll: just like sex.
Tipahurate: Yeah, except without the clean up
restricteddoll: or the compulsion to pay.
Tipahurate: I don't even buy women dinner..

Tipahurate (10:18:10 AM): Then you got like Asians
Tipahurate (10:18:12 AM): Who are like
Tokei Arcanos (10:18:18 AM): ...continue
Tipahurate (10:18:20 AM): Boring in bed, but make awesome noises, and are the least annoying.
Tokei Arcanos (10:18:28 AM): rmao
Tipahurate (10:18:32 AM): And they give terrible blow jobs
Tipahurate (10:18:37 AM): Just fyi
Tipahurate (10:18:41 AM): Small mouths
Tipahurate (10:18:42 AM): :-/
Tokei Arcanos (10:18:47 AM): you want brow job? you want mirrion dora?
Tipahurate (10:18:54 AM): xD


Tipahurate (10:20:43 AM): No, I don't. There's no such thing as an unattainable woman :-/
Tokei Arcanos (10:20:49 AM): Not unattainable
Tokei Arcanos (10:20:56 AM): just would take a lot of unneeded effort
Tipahurate (10:20:59 AM): Ah
Tokei Arcanos (10:21:04 AM): to impress her.
Tipahurate (10:21:09 AM): Yeah, that it may
Tokei Arcanos (10:21:18 AM): fuck that shit, if a chick wants me she should be on my dick 24/7
Tokei Arcanos (10:21:19 AM): like
Tokei Arcanos (10:21:23 AM): bitches on my ass
Tokei Arcanos (10:21:26 AM): bitches on my dick
Tokei Arcanos (10:21:30 AM): bitches on my biceps
Tokei Arcanos (10:21:36 AM): bitches on my forceps
Tokei Arcanos (10:21:39 AM): bitches on my lap
Tokei Arcanos (10:21:45 AM): bitches on my back
Tokei Arcanos (10:21:50 AM): bitches on my neck
Tokei Arcanos (10:21:58 AM): bitches on my legs
Tokei Arcanos (10:22:04 AM): bitches on my bitches


Tokei Arcanos (1:24:46 AM): FOUR DICKS UP MY ASS, ALSO BAN ME
Tokei Arcanos (1:25:19 AM): man.
Tokei Arcanos (1:25:33 AM): Fucking channers are everywhere
Tokei Arcanos (1:25:39 AM): it's impossible to troll these days
Tokei Arcanos (1:25:41 AM): because
Tokei Arcanos (1:25:56 AM): people see through it and go "LOLOLOL OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVIOUS"
Tokei Arcanos (1:26:02 AM): when they suspect the game.
I3r0k3n t0y (1:27:38 AM): ..
I3r0k3n t0y (1:27:43 AM): Fffffffffffffffff
I3r0k3n t0y (1:27:46 AM): Nice
I3r0k3n t0y (1:27:46 AM): Also
I3r0k3n t0y (1:27:47 AM): Cocks

Restricted Doll (11:45:38 PM): WHY?
Restricted Doll (11:45:41 PM): I DON'T GET
Tokei Arcanos (11:45:42 PM): IDKL
Restricted Doll (11:45:42 PM): WHY
Restricted Doll (11:45:44 PM): HE LIKES ME
Tokei Arcanos (11:45:47 PM): BECAUSE
Tokei Arcanos (11:45:49 PM): YOU ARE PRETTY
Tokei Arcanos (11:45:51 PM): AND GAY
Tokei Arcanos (11:45:54 PM): AND LOVE HIM
Tokei Arcanos (11:45:59 PM): and witty*, I just realized.